Major League WTF?: Fake Breast Exam Doctor Strikes Plea Deal

When it rains it pours, it seems. But the WTFers are at it again. This time it appears that a 81 year old Florida sexual pervert, Phillip Winikoff, came up with a scam to feel up some young women by posing as doctor from some sort of women's health service that offered free breast examinations. Two women in an apartment building fell for his scam and let him in, but then the exam quickly turned creepy as Winikoff put his hand down their pants so he could feel their vaginas as well. The women called the police, and Winikoff was arrested.

Winikoff carried a black doctor's bag with him, which helped with his disguise as a phony doctor.

Prosecutors could have put Winikoff in prison for up to 45 years, however he was able to strike a plea for a lesser sentence, probably because he was able to scam women into giving him consent to fondle them, meaning his lewd acts weren't considered forcible conduct like some sex offenders. Surprisingly, one reporter for Cafe Mom, Lindsay Mannering offered up her opinion that Winikoff shouldn't get any jail time, despite being a sexual pervert, because he obtained the consent of the women to fondle them. I disagree here. What Winikoff did was wrong, he falsely impersonated a doctor, and the situations could have turned out worse than they did. Right now, two women probably just embarrassed that they were scammed by an elderly pervert into copping a little feel.

This is only the most recent fake doctor story in the news. A few weeks ago some wacky high school student put on a medical smock and visited patients at some hospital of all things, before being arrested.

Regardless of everything, it's just another wacky and bizarre story from the world of WTFdom. But, I'm just waiting for the day when some victim of some phony doctor, might recognize that indeed the doctor was a fake, but he strangely turned out to be the best doctor they ever had. That will be a whole other WTF story right there!

Ashton Kutcher's Mistress Goes Public

Sara Leal, the beautiful 23 year blond mistress of TWO AND HALF MEN star Ashton Kutcher is now granting interviews and going public with the details of her affair with the 33 year old actor who is the husband of actress Demi Moore. According to Leal, she had unprotected sex twice with the actor the night of the infamous naked hot tub party on what was supposed to be the sixth wedding anniversary of Kutcher and Moore.

Besides sex, Ashton Kutcher and Sara Leal both talked about politics, where both are Democratic Party leaning in their politics. Demi Moore by comparison tends to lean Republican like her former lover, Bruce Willis.

Apparently, Sara Leal now realizes that huge profits can be made by going "kiss and tell", where US Magazine and other sources will no doubt profit handsomely from this latest scandal to rock the TWO AND A HALF MEN show. STAR Magazine has a picture of Sara Leal taking a hit off a bong they're running. Right now, the sex scandal girl is a hot commodity.

Major League WTF?: AUSTIN POWERS Star Now Implicated In Prison Murder

This must be WTF trifecta day, or something. The weird news just keeps on coming. Do you remember that intimidating evil character from the AUSTIN POWERS movie, Random Task, who was like a one-off from Oddjob in the James Bond film' GOLDFINGER? Well, in real life the actor that played Random Task, martial arts expert, Joseph Hyungmin Son, is now serving a life sentence for the torture and gang rape of a woman he helped to kidnap and rape when she was walking her dog. Now serving his life sentence in Wasco State Prison in California, Son is now suspected of the murder of a sex offender inmate. Since he's already serving life in prison, he must have figured that the murder is a freebie or something? The murder victim was serving a two year sentence for failure to register as a sex offender.

Son was first sentenced to prison for the 1990 sexual assault on a woman walking her dog, when Son and a friend abducted the woman, forcing her inside their car, threatening with her gun, and sexually assaulting her. Charges went from rape and sodomy, evolving to conspiracy to commit murder and torture. To say the least, this effectively ended this actor's career.

Apparently, no one bothered to tell Son that when you play a villain in a movie, that doesn't mean that you're also supposed to play one in real life as well. That's bassackwards to say the least. Like I said, the WTFers are working overtime lately.

Major League WTF?: A Halloween Themed Coffin Crime

This reads like the worst TALES FROM THE CRYPT episode ever made, but a Scanton Pennsylvania single mother, Lori Gardner, 26 and her 31 year old live-in boyfriend were arrested for some outrageous Halloween-themed crimes. The mother dressed her 7 year old son in a diaper and locked him in a Halloween type coffin in the home's basement as punishment, and then left the house for an extended period. A neighbor called the police after hearing the boy's cries and screams. The couple apparently stayed away from the house for a long period because several news agencies were able to get stories up and running about the crime, and the couple were still missing and still sought by the police before finally being arrested.

Apparently, according to the boy, the mother would dress him in a diaper because he would be locked in the coffin for long periods, not feed him, and rattle chains outside to scare him, telling him that ghosts lived in the basement.

Halloween is probably forever ruined for this little boy, who probably now only equates holiday images like coffins with the psychological trauma he suffered. That's way wrong. But likely, Lori Gardner will likely get a taste of her own punishment when she's locked in her own little cell for an extended period of time.

Remember The Columbus Day Storm Of 1962?

In 1962, the Pacific Northwest was hit by the biggest storm since 1880 when winds up to 179mph hit Oregon, Washington and British Columbia. Oregon was the hardest hit cars crushed, homes knocked down and trees uprooted. Electric service took days to weeks to re-establish in major cities like Portland where the winds hit a peak of 116 mph. The storm began as Typhoon Frieda and came on to the Northwest coast, blowing around and knocking down anything in it's path.

at least 46 persons lost their lives in the terrible storm, one of the worst ever to rock the Pacific Northwest. From Northern California, through Oregon and Washington, an awesome 11 billion board feet of trees were knocked down and destroyed, a total of damage that far exceeded normal logging production from all three states.

In 1962, our family was on vacation in Vancouver, Canada, and I remember traffic signs spinning around in the strong winds, almost strong enough to knock a person down. In, our native Portland, Oregon we came back to no power and significant damage when our cherry tree broke and damaged the neighbor's home. My great-grandfather reportedly hailed from Victoria, so we naturally enjoyed visits to Canada, which actually spared us from the worst of the storm.

The Columbus Day Storm of 1962 was a big event in my life. It was one of the greatest storms to ever hit the Pacific Northwest, and definitely one for the history books.

Major League WTF?: !8 Year Old Female Babysitter Burglarizes Home To Pay For Porn

In Minnesota, 18 year old babysitter Amanda Owens was charged with climbing through a doggy door of a neighbor's home to commit a burglary. That sounds like a normal enough crime, except it turns out that Owens told police she committed the burglary to pay for about 30 porn DVDs she had to have. It appears the burglar claims to have a porn addiction so bad that she felt compelled to turn to crime to support her habit? WTF? I guess she never heard of surfing the Net looking for free smut like 70% of all men do each month.

Another thing, Amanda. If you were going to steal anything, how about stealing some zit cream. A little less acne, and some guys your own age might want to get some adult film experience with you, practicing your favorite scenes from the movies you just love. Now, you might to have to cool your heels for up to 10 years in prison for this burglary crap you pulled. Real smart, Amanda. Real smart, indeed.

CBS Cancels High Rated New Comedy

CBS surprisingly canceled the highly rated, but critically lambasted, HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN and is replacing this dreadful and unfunny comedy with the far better RULES OF ENGAGEMENT with David Spade instead on Thurdays at 8:30pm. HOW TO A GENTLEMAN had a top rating of 9 million viewers, but was seen as being up to the quality of other Thursday night CBS shows by comparison.

With 9 million viewers, the show is the highest rated new show to be canceled this season. But, apparently CBS was unhappy where the series was headed, and decided that it just didn't live up to it's promise as a new entry. My impressions of this show weren't good either. I didn't like the show at all.