Minggu, 16 Oktober 2011

Major League WTF? Seattle's "Superhero" Back Out On "Patrol"



After his recent arrest for pepper spraying some some people who claim that they were only dancing in the street, Seattle's self-proclaimed superhero Phoenix Jones is back on patrol. It turns out that police are holding one of his superhero suits as evidence while he's awaiting trial, so Phoenix Jones is using a "backup" suit, as he calls it.


Phoenix Jones has become something of an oddity up in Seattle, leading a sort of citizen's anti-crime patrol which is interesting for someone who has at least 22, mostly minor incidents with the law, mostly traffic violations, himself. His superhero suits have bulletproof and anti-stab wound protections built-in. He claims that by wearing the superhero suit, he's not mistaken for a law breaker himself, although that sure didn't help him with his arrest in the pepper spray incident.


Despite his protective suit, Phoenix Jones did suffer a knife wound to one leg in one incident, but the bulletproof vest did help to deflect a bullet in another incident, possibly saving his life. But, while he's not a deputy police officer, he has no legal grounds to get involved in incidents and faces some of the same legal perils that have spooked other vigilante-type groups such as The Guardian Angels. But, unlike The Guardian Angels, who have something of a street punk organization persona, Phoenix Jones(real name, Benjamin Fodor) wants to be seen as good citizen who's making a difference.


However, it's that crazy superhero costume that makes Phoenix Jones seem too much like some kook who's read one too many comic books. There's a few guys running around in homemade batmobiles for example, which seems like a comic book nerd's wet nerd. Jones has to put in a little effort to convince folks that he's not crazy.


Phoenix Jones did prevent a city bus from being hijacked, and did help out in few other incidents. He's become of Seattle's defining oddities, where tourists no doubt love to have their picture taken with him. Many cities have their odd personalities who become something of a celebrity. Los Angeles used to have Wild Man Fischer, a severely mentally ill man who would sing outrageous songs that he made up on the streets. Both Frank Zappa and Dr. Demento became huge fans, and Fischer even recorded some records of his outrageous songs such as "My Name Is Larry". NY has The Naked Cowboy.


Phoenix Jones probably isn't crazy. But, it's certainly an eccentric routine he does. Not many cities have real life superheroes. Seattle is one of few cities to have one.

Jennifer Grey's Life Forever Changed By 1987 Auto Accident



Right after filming for the smash hit movie, DIRTY DANCING, young actress Jennifer Grey had a fling with young actor Matthew Broderick. On what was supposed to be a delightful holiday in Ireland, the couple was involved in a very serious fatal head-on car accident for which driver Matthew Broderick was fined $175 for careless driving. Jennifer Grey suffered severe whiplash which has resulted in a lifetime of pain. Her serious neck pain issues made her 2010 appearance in DANCING WITH THE STARS so surprising, However, after she won top honors on the show, she required more surgery to deal with a bout of thyroid cancer.


Matthew Broderick had faced up to five years in prison for causing the death of a mother and daughter, when he veered his rented BMW into the wrong lane of traffic. He had extensive injuries as well from the crash, and spent four weeks in A Belfast hospital.


Today, Jennifer Grey is celebrity sponsor for Partners Against Pain, offering advice and help for sufferers of chronic pain.


Despite her serious lifetime chronic pain issues, Jennifer Grey has been able to star in a new production almost every year since this serious 1987 accident. That's impressive, and should act as a serious incentive for anyone suffering from chronic pain issues.

Sabtu, 15 Oktober 2011

Police Impound Booty Lounge Mobile Strip Club



Detroit police have impounded the Booty Lounge, a cut rate mobile strip club that had hoped to garner some big bucks as a tailgate vehicle during the Lion's appearance on the nationally televised MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL game on ESPN. The low rent strip club on wheels apparently was operated by a driver who wasn't licensed to drive a commercial vehicle like this. The bus was also illegally parked and hadn't been approved by the Michigan Department Of Transportation as a commercial vehicle either. With these violations, police towed and impound the vehicle until tickets are paid and the other state required commercial rules are satisfied.


The mobile strip club became a national celebrity on the news this week when the owner hoped to cash in at the football game. But, ultimately it was violations of a number state transportation and licensing rules that brought down this mobile strip idea to Earth.


It seems like no matter how a guy tries to make a buck these days, there is some government rule or law against it. And you wonder why our economy is in the dumpster and there's so little private imitative these days?


Don't look for a Hot Wheels version of the Booty Lounge any time real soon. Something tells me that Mattel is going to pass on that idea.

Facebook Offers Apology To Courtney Stodden



Facebook has taken an unprecedented action by issuing an apology to Courtney Stodden and putting her Facebook page back up. Facebook first pulled down her page claiming that it violated their policy rules by being too sexy. And likely Facebook was very concerned that Courtney Stodden is just 17 years old as well. Likely some lawyer for the company informed them that although she under the age of 18, she is not nude or in violation of some federal law. As long as nothing indecent or illegal was placed on the site, Facebook likely had overstepped their own policy rules and had little choice but put the page back up. Being a popular celebrity probably helped Courtney Stodden win her fight with Facebook here as well. Her Facebook page is listed as "Court Stodden".






Courtney's mom was pretty sore at Facebook as well over the matter. But latest reports are that young Courtney is thrilled to have access to Facebook back again. And as long as she doesn't post something over the top, the hot celebrity is probably back on Facebook to stay.

Jumat, 14 Oktober 2011

TWO A HALF MEN'S Ratings Still Strong



Some half-baked TV critics with no background in statistics analysis are running features today claiming that season 9 of TWO AND A HALF MEN is in ratings trouble. That's nonsense. Although the season 9 episodes of the series have lost a significant amount of it's peak audience since it's huge 28.74 million viewer peak debut, the series is still running above the yearly average for any of it's previous eight seasons so far. Last year's season 8 average was 14.2 million average viewers for example. Last week's episode still garnered a strong 16.2 million viewers, which is very strong.




Many TV critics aren't happy with Ashton Kutcher's character on the show, and they're looking for any evidence that he's causing the series to fail. But, the ratings so far don't paint that story at all. The ratings wouldn't be running better than any of the previous eight seasons if Ashton Kutcher was as much of a failure as some critics suggest. Even all of the bad publicity surrounding his latest sex scandals doesn't appear to have dampened ratings all that much. True, each week the ratings have come down in season 9. But' it's still doing 2 million viewers better than last year. In all likelihood, this season probably eventually settles down to a little below last season at some point, but that's still healthy enough for a nine season long series. CBS still has a big hit here, where there's no reason for anyone to panic yet.








Season 9 of TWO AND A HALF MEN is far from the best season ever, but a number of guest stars such as Jenny McCarthy are keeping this season both fresh and funny. This season is still good enough to be considered good enough. Any series that's nine years old might have some viewer fatigue. Nothing lasts forever. And probably neither CBS, nor the producers of TWO AND A HALF MEN are very happy at the scandals of Ashton Kutcher on one hand, but on the other hand the scandals might actually help the ratings a little by adding an additional curiosity to the show.






As long as viewers continue to watch in decent numbers, TWO AND A HALF MEN will continue.

Former DALLAS Star Larry Hagman Has Cancer



Former star of DALLAS and I DREAM OF JEANNIE, Larry Hagman, has publicly announced that he's suffering from sort of cancer. He didn't reveal which type of cancer or the seriousness of the illness, but still it has to be bad news for fans of the veteran actor. The actor survived liver problems back in 1995, and had to undergo a liver transplant procedure. The actor just turned 80 recently.






TNT will begin airing a reboot of the DALLAS series soon, and the 80 year old actor has been assisting that network in this new project. His J.R. Ewing character was involved in a huge event on the Dallas show with a cliffhanger mystery of "Who shot J.R. Ewing" one season, which became a huge ratings grabber event. Larry Hagman is scheduled to appear in at least four episodes of the new reboot of the DALLAS series, and hopefully his cancer treatment goes well for him.






Fans of DALLAS will no doubt enjoy this new version of this classic ABC TV show. Hopefully, J.R. Ewing will be healthy enough to be a major part of this new edition of this show.

Kamis, 13 Oktober 2011

DVD Review: ZOOKEEPER



ZOOKEEPER might not be high art by any means, but it's a perfectly nice family film that children will no doubt just love. Comic actor, Kevin James(THE KING OF QUEENS) plays a bumbling but well intentioned zookeeper whose animal charges include a talking gorilla among others. Adults might find this script juvenile, but it's perfectly nice for family viewing.


An all-star cast voices the animals who support zookeeper Griffin Keyes and want to keep him at the zoo. Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, Don Rickles, Cher, Nick Nolte, Maya Rudolph and Jim Bruer are among the voice actors for this enjoyable little film.


This film was a decent box office hit, grossing over $164 million despite $80 million in production costs to make.


Like many family films, audiences like this movie far better than the critics which gave the film horrible reviews and just a 13% Rotten Tomatoes critical approval rating. But, the critics aren't always right. ZOOKEEPER is a charming enough movie, and Kevin James is delightful enough here along with his all-star cast of animal pals. ZOOKEEPER will likely remain a family favorite for years to come, regardless of what the critics think about this film.


The Bottom Line: Hardly any classic by any measurement, yet a perfectly enjoyable family film by those standards. Children will be delighted with this movie, while parents may be less so. You need to just let loose and go with the story and enjoy this film for what it is, and not what it might have been. ++1/2(Better than fair, nearly good).